Where is your hometown?
Mine is Port Washington, Wisconsin.
No, we do not have our own cow in our yard. We do not all live on a farm. This is nothing like the tv show Step By Step. But that was fun sending random tourists all over town to find the roller coaster from the opening credits of the show.
It's a small fishing town (10,000+). We pride ourselves on our ancestry. We carry the nickname, "The City of Seven Hills". Not the ideal place to push a stroller unless you don't want to join a gym.
It's the town that you can't wait to get away from and then spend all of your moments trying to find ways to come back and visit.